Triangles are everywhere, because the illuminati is everywhere. What people didn't realize was that Toblerone was the illuminati all along. After all, our chocolate is shaped like a bloody triangle. We've finally come clean with our level of involvement in some of the world's largest conspiracies.
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Stickers. Place them on the all seeing eye to let people know who's running the show.
Crop circles placed near airports, because aliens love chocolate too.